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Jokes

Verfasst: 13.01.2006, 22:22
von Pictor Lucis
Reckon I better do not translate it:

Two guys in the parcours. Two women ahead of them are really slow. 1st guy: "I'll ask them to hurry up." He returns shortly. "Oh my God, I can't go down there - that's my wife and my mistress. 2nd guy says "I'll go." 2nd guy (returns): "Small world."

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Verfasst: 15.01.2006, 00:56
von jaberwok
you made my eyes water ;-) Still unable to stop laughing......


shabbiness at highest level! :D

tit for tat...

Verfasst: 16.01.2006, 00:54
von Ravenheart
Three ladies playing golf...
One of them kicks the ball into a hedge...

As they look together over the hedge to search the ball, at the other side there lies a man in the sun -
naked, only with an newspapaper - over his FACE!

Says the first:

"That's NOT my husband!"

Says the second:

"Really, that is NOT your husband...!"

Says the third:

"That is not even a club-member!!!"

;-)

Raven