das ist der beste witz der welt aber mit Jägern lol

[eddytwobows]

Naja, Deutsche Bahn, ICE und Klimaanlage...
Das ist ohnehin so ein ganz eigener Witz für sich (an sich...)

Zumindestestens solange man nicht selber betroffen ist, sprich "drin" sitzt...

LG
etb

[Sateless]

jupp, war sche}e.

[Ravenheart]

Ein Dortmunder, ein Kölner und ein Hamburger sitzen in einem Biergarten in München...

Der Dortmunder bestellt ein Alt....
Der Kölner bestellt... ein Kölsch...
Der Hamburger bestellt ... eine COLA!

Die beiden Anderen schauen ihn überrascht an!
"Hä? COLA?? Was is denn mit DIR los??

Sagt der Hamburger...:
"Wieso? ....
Wenn IHR kein Bier trinkt, trink' ich auch keines...!"

Rabe

[Pictor Lucis]

Mein Töchterchen, was wünscht du dir zum Geburtstag?
PONY!
Ja gerne, dann mache ich Lasagne!

[Ravenheart]

6 Manate zu spät...

Rabe

[bowa]

Na dann hab ich auch einen flachen:)

Geht ein Cowboy zum Friseur, kommt er wieder raus ist das Pony weg

[Tom Tom]

Jetzt hab ich noch nen Bösen aus der Arbeit

In jeder Bedinung steckt was gutes... und wenns nur der Koch ist

Ich hoffe mal der is nicht zu böse ansonsten löschen

lg Tom Tom

[locksley]

Ja, ja und er war Koch und sie war auch ein Schwein. Oder er war Kellner und sie klaute auch.

[Wazuka]

Frohes Fest ...

[eddytwobows]

LG
etb

[Sateless]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awa87mmCKpM
Auch wenn bei uns der Schnee grad weg ist.

[maunkeijaga]

Kein Witz mit Jägern, aber es geht um seinen treuen Begleiter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNge4Ve_mYg
vui Spaß

(Hinweis: Video ist nicht mehr verfügbar! Rabe)

[Geoffrey (✝)]

In einer Gerichtsverhandlung erklärt der Anwalt: "Ich hab' Vollmacht."
Schaut ihn der Richter missbilligend an: "Sie FERKEL!"

[Wilfrid (✝)]

nicht Jäger, nur Angler :
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."

Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.

"How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day.

That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"
The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65".

The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing

[grumpf]